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- Playwrights Give Critic Bad Review
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Members of The Dramatists Guild of America, the organization of playwrights, of which I have been an active member for many years, was in an unusually feisty mood in a review they let howl at a theater critic in the - post by:box
- Senate Offers Outlet For Bipartisan Feuding: Will Install Boxing Ring
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The Senate, recently more rancorous than usual in terms of bipartisan backbiting, decided to offer an outlet for the aggressive behavior by voting to install a boxing ring. In an effort to allow for the widespread l - post by:box
- If Embryos Could Talk
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An embryo was relaxing when a female clinician approached the little glass dish in which it was defrosting after a long time in the freezer.
The embryo noticed her approach and exclaimed, Whoopee, do - post by:box
- Cruise Takes A Bruise
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Viacom gave Tom Cruise the bruise of his career or, more exactly, its cantankerous chairman, Sumner Redstone, did, for behavior unbecoming an employee of the entertainment giant, saying Cruises shenanigans are not - post by:box
- Toyoto Introduces The Toy: The First Pedal Car For Adults
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In an effort to rescue drivers from the high cost of gasoline, Toyota has announced the introduction of the Toy, the first car for grownups that is operated like a childs pedal car.
Its main benefit i - post by:box
- Saddam Husseins Defense Attorneys Admit Genocide But Insist Its OK
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In the trial of Saddam Hussein for genocide, he and his lawyers apparently decided that playing dumb and asking, What 180,000 Kurds? would unlikely prove to be a credible defense. So they cleverly decided to admit t - post by:box
- OK, The House Is On Fire. Which One Do You Save First -- The Baby, The Old Testament, The New Testament, Or The Koran?
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Do you save one of the books of holy writ or the helpless babe? Be fair. You can only save one. No time for two. The flames are at your fanny.
Yes, there's some chance you can go back for a second res - post by:box
- Iran Provides Multifaceted Response To UN: Launches Ten Missiles
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Iran provided its long-promised multi-faceted response to the proposal by Western nations that the mullahdom stop enriching uranium. A day or so before it presented its written response, the obstreperous nation cond - post by:box
- Mountain Lion Attacks Son. Dad Attacks Mountain Lion.
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Sometimes, even a mountain lion has to watch who it bites.
Consider the case of the mountain lion, or cougar, who jumped out of the woods at a park in British Columbia and took a 4 ?year old boy named - post by:box
- Pondering the Important Issues
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I actually bought a Sunday paper this past weekend, something I haven't done for a while. Reading about all the problems in the world just tends to detract from my retirement euphoria. A person can get a serious ulc - post by:box
- The Clever Florida Manitee Plays Dumb While Being As Smart Or Smarter Than Dolphins
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The Florida manatee has fooled us all for ages. We thought it was as slow to cogitate as its sweet potato body is to move. Never did the clever "sea cow" let on that its actually as brainy as, or perhaps even braini - post by:box
- New Work List For The Human Race; Given Our Current Work Habits, We Sure Could Use One
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Wouldnt it be revelatory if a helpful hand would came out of the clouds and give the human race a new work list? Given our present doings, we sure could use one.
But, since the hand does not seem to b - post by:box
- Hezbollah And Hamas Regret Self-Destructive Behavior; Plan To Build Own Wailing Wall
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Leading deadly duffers of Hezbollah and Hamas have finally surveyed the damage that their misjudgment has inflicted on their own people, perhaps partly out of fear that these long-suffering victims might decide to t - post by:box
- Bin Ladens Garden Of Earthly Frights
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What does a resourceful malefactor do when nearly all of the world is searching for him and he has nothing more urgent to do than hide out? Why, what else? He takes up gardening. At least, plants and vegetables cant - post by:box
- US Missile Defense Intercepts Seagull; Cheney Present As Backup
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The Defense Department announced that our ever-vigilant military managed to intercept and shoot down a seagull over the Pacific. To assure a successful outcome, Dick Cheney was invited to observe the launch of the i - post by:box
- Bigamist Begs For Life Imprisonment;Seeks Escape From 40 Wives
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As you have no doubt read, the countrys leading bigamist distinguished title, eh? was arrested in Las Vegas during a routine traffic stop. He had made it to the number one spot on the FBIs list of top ten hits for - post by:box
- Iranian Kook Rejects Nuke Rebuke, Despite Fluke
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The combative president of Iran continued to reject a resolution by Western nations that his nation stop its development of the atomic bomb for peaceful purposes, even though, through some fluke, inspectors from The - post by:box
- Playwrights Give Critic Bad Review
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Members of The Dramatists Guild of America, the organization of playwrights, of which I have been an active member for many years, was in an unusually feisty mood in a review they let howl at a theater critic in the - post by:box
- My Life Would Be Carefree, If It Wasn't For MySpace
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Recently after years and years of heartaches, letdowns, and countless Saturdays nights spent stumbling half-drunk around dark bars in a vain attempt to find love, I decided that it was time to grow up. I had finally - post by:box
- Demagoguery For Dummies: How To Convince People Youre A Saint,Despite Explosive Evidence To The Contrary
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How can a demagogue who boasts of kidnapping and killing and whose woeful misjudgment has reined down death and destruction on his own country be hailed as a saint? Is this demagoguery for dummies or what?
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